October 5th, 2018
Slimtum Valkyrie is a high energy, low crash thermogenic fat burner. Valkyrie contains effective doses of key fat burning ingredients, including thermogenics, fat burning stimulants, fat mobilisers and insulin sensitisers (to help reduce cravings). These ingredients have also been balanced with nootropics (to aid focus and brain function) to slice through the jitters. Like a Valkyrie plunging from the heavens to sweep the fateful off to Valhalla, Slimtum's Valkyrie will save the most beleaguered hero or heroine from crashing out. In sum, Slimtum have put modified release stimulants and synergistic ingredients in it to avoid the crash".
There's no shortage of fat burners in 2018. Ten years ago there wasn’t a great selection of choice. They were the pioneering days, which has paved the way until now and produced an extensive selection that will confuse even the most inquisitive customers.
The question is, how do we know what to buy with such a large selection?
Here are three things to stay away from:
- Products that are a 1 capsule/tablet dose.
If a product is saying take 1 capsule/tablet a day, it means that it is primary stimulants and little to none of everything else because there is only a tiny amount of active ingredients you can fit into one capsule (around 700mg). You might as well buy nodoze (pure caffeine) and save your money. Valkyrie packs a whopping 15g of active ingredients per full dose
2. Products saturated in L-Carnitine.
There are two main forms of carnitine used. L-Carnitine and Acetyl-L-Carnitine. Acetyl-L-Carnitine is great for cognitive benefits. L-Carnitine is great at helping mobilise fat through our carnitine transport system (these comparisons are based on studies). Dose is key. You want enough to stimulate the positives and not inhibit thyroid ( your metabolism). Not many people know this but L-Carnitine has been used as a treatment for hyperthyroidism. Meaning that carnitine can slow down thyroid function. Valkyrie uses just enough of each to get the best of both worlds
3. Fruit punch flavour
Since the dawn of supplements there has always been the dreaded ‘fruit punch’ aka this tastes terrible and we have no idea what else to call it. Do your best to avoid!
Here are three things to look for:
1. Ingredients like Caffeine, Higenamine, Halostachine and Synephrine (bitter orange peel extract).
These products are Beta-Adrenergic receptor agonists. Meaning they release these things called catecholamine’s (adrenaline and nor-adrenaline) which bind to our fat cells and stimulate lipolysis (the breakdown of fat cells). These are the real drivers behind fat burners. Valkyrie contains all of the above at highly effective doses
2. Ingredients that help sensitise our cells to insulin.
These ingredients are probably some of the most important when losing fat! If you are insulin resistant, you will have a hard time getting that stubborn fat off. One of the best ingredients is grape seed extract! Valkyrie contains multiple insulin high quality insulin sensitising ingredients at clinical doses
3. Kick-ass flavours.
Valkyrie is a huge step up in the fat burner game, utilising some of the newest flavouring technologies. Valkyrie uses custom flavours that no other brand has, and they are by far the most delicious we’ve ever tried. Valkyrie comes in:
- Rum & Cola
- Lemon Lime & Bitters
- Strawberry Kiss
- Pineapple Kiwi
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